9.25.2006

Joke of the Day

I'm not sure if this joke will work in written form. I've only heard it verbally. You'll have to say the punch line out loud to get it, I think. Even then, you'll have to be quite a Jew to get the joke.

"What did the bank robber say when he robbed a bank in Mea Shearim? He said, "Gimme loot, Chasidim!"

That joke courtesy of Josh Weinberg, my JHist teacher.

You may groan now.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

AHHHHHH YOU HAVE YEHOSHUA?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!???!?!

SAY HI! And how many times a day do you sing Ozi? Like, 10? Yeah...

I MISS EIE. HOW WAS YOUR CHAG?

Anonymous said...

You'll be an incorrigible punster yet... consider this to be your daily incorrigement!

Anonymous said...

oh josh weinberg, the king of bad jokes and extremely repetitive-to-the-point-of-obnoxious nigunim.

Anonymous said...

http://balashon.blogspot.com/2006/06/gimmel.html if you need it explained

Anonymous said...

groaning.

that being said, i'll still probably use it later this week.

Anonymous said...

As punishment for that "joke" I will be ignoring your blog for 3 days.

Anonymous said...

he wasn't even my teacher, and i certainly heard my fair share of bad jokes out of him.